Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML
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Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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twinkletoes747 16
I guess he has stylish undies! If he wears any at all. *shudders*
BurningGrannies 16
Well, it is becoming a trend to wear secondhand clothing and have a beard.
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Comments (76)
Pandarawrxx 4
Just rip holes in everything nd your In style :) ta-da haha
EvilUndead 9
Don't give change to homeless, save money, and buy yourself better clothes?
whinthy 18
It's never too late to start wearing pants.
igetitincum2win 11
Yea,there are bums in downtown Chicago that have a fresh pair of Jordans on nowadays but still asking for money.?! lol
stonedfishies 10
But unlike them, you're able to go out and buy a new wardrobe
kismentia 10
"Look at me, I'm Peter Pantsless!"
akiahara 14
Shopping is your friend.
Satoaoi 13
how is this you deserve it
EvilUndead 9
For having priorities mixed up. Maintaining your own clothes/looks is normally more important than giving cash away.
Keerow 3
Just to clarify, I only give them a couple dollars at a time so they can get something to eat. I've been in there shoes (or lack thereof) and when you're homeless in Alabama, no one will help. Can't even get a job if you don't have an address... But yeah, I probably should get a suit or something.
AhmandahAnarchy 5
Should be a lesson to you. Don't dress like a hipster.