Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML
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Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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twinkletoes747 16
I guess he has stylish undies! If he wears any at all. *shudders*
BurningGrannies 16
Well, it is becoming a trend to wear secondhand clothing and have a beard.
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Comments (76)
FlyingTortoise 2
I can picture a stylish hobo wearing a black jacket with a polo and some boxers.
perdix 29
In Austin yesterday, I saw a driver give a homeless woman a banana. Good thing she was wearing pants, otherwise, I'd have had to make a U-turn!
vadaaa 11
I'm assuming that you're not dirt poor if you can afford to give homeless people money. Go shopping OP. And if you are poor, go to the thrift shop. Have someone with good style go with you.
karlcolt45 19
man you gots to rock out
kinky44 28
What? How does that have anything to do with the FML?
karlcolt45 19
rock out with your **** out...pants less hobo. thank you
HaneenDixon 16
35- haha that reminded me of the Stifmeister: "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my **** out!" xD
Honeybeezzz 7
What on earth DO you wear, then? Carpet-pants? A skirt made of old newspapers? A poo-smelling/looking jacket?
JakeyRage 5
Well for starters OP doesn't wear any pants.
thatdangmexican 18
Time for a wardrobe upgrade, OP.
greenie213 23
Either you're too cheap to buy clothes, or you have no room to be giving out handouts.
thayde23 4
Hipster plight 101
Landis7 5
You can give free money to homeless people, obviously have access to a computer or phone... And you can't present yourself better than a bum? Pitiful.
Mr_Leading 14
What could you be possibly wearing? And who's determining they dress better? If anything it's Daphne