Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Connecting people
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
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actorboy461 0
That sucks.... & apparently she does too =P
mandlebrot 0
so did she give you pointers on how to do it right?
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Comments (79)
notyou123 0
ydi for not making a move go and make it home genius find someone desprate and go all the way or like someone else said get a hooker
mandlebrot 0
so did she give you pointers on how to do it right?
thesirgaga 0
ydi?? what does that mean??
ayamefan13 16
It means, "You deserve it"
Lord_of_0 4
15; YDI= You Deserve It Also, fyl or fhl= F your life or F her/his life.
yumlicious 4
And OP means original poster.
davidhasmorefun 0
today I just lost my man card. to my girlfriend. fml
jake_fml 0
scrubs reference FTW
HaM3r3DcR0W 0
then what u need to do is get with ur ex and her gf and have a sexy party and for Christ's sake learn something
xosKsxo 0
that's really sad just saying -.-
mangomunky 1
what's with all the straight-turned-lesbian FML posts? it just seems like we have so many of them recently.
tentionkidd3 0
lol that freaking sucks for u..... burin in for the 3some
Darraghscoot 0
this is probably some 14 year old kid feeling sorry for himself coz he has only fingered one girl when his girlfriend is 1 up :L
beer01 0
Whoa! Not with a *****, gone for the lesbo.