Patrick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
ohmylordy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
rert
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
sam
Connecting people
Today, I learned that the person my ex-girlfriend left me for is my ex-girlfriend from before her. FML
Sub
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
D-Man
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
anonymous
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Top comments
actorboy461 0
That sucks.... & apparently she does too =P
mandlebrot 0
so did she give you pointers on how to do it right?
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Comments (79)
Brsrock7 0
aaaaaahahaha looser
karmasunshine 0
badass. what's her number?
saveferris99 0
Maybe you should get back at her by going further with a guy than she has?
COBRAMORPH 0
She probly has gone further everywere more times than you have. The ass, the nose. Even the ear. Sounds like she is a ****. You are better off without her STD's.
Lord_of_0 4
47, where are you getting this? How would you know?
coughtoutliv 0
haha lol that's sad but it probs wasn't that hard to beat you lol imsuch a **** sometimes!!
slore_galore 0
why is this an fml? threesome!
dancestar 0
i've gone further with my best friend than my boyfriend...im a girl...
jrw2k10 1
If she was still your gf, THATS AWESOME SHES A BI!!!!!!!!!
rawrzizzle 0
hahaahh, herr andd i botthh,(;
AgentEmokins 0
That happened to me, BUT I was still with her AND she did it right after we got off the phone with her lesbian friend.