Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML
Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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Top comments
snowieflake 0
The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!
tingting1 0
hmm.. get help this is kind of sad....
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Comments (113)
DanishDude 0
hehe i do that with bars to!
Acesarcasm 0
Knowing is half the battle. good stuff.
redbluegreen 41
I read bottle. XD
IloveComics 0
As did I. @_@
ydi_bitch 0
YDI for rotating the liquor stores
gurly98 13
Wtf dude
ChristineAnn58 8
You're ******* sick
zack767 0
alcoholism is not a disease it's a disgusting habbit that people have smoke weed instead of drinking slot better and that's what they used to cure alcoholism in the 1920
Pipity147 0
it is a disease and it disgusting
t53_ftw 0
Don't drink and drive kids.
allmidnighteyes 11
a comma somewhere in there would work wonders. "Don't drink and drive kids." "Don't drink and drive, kids."
wrongleg 0
Who the **** cares?
moonlight_daze 8
Yeah, who the **** cares? I enjoy drinking kids and I enjoy driving kids. Sometimes I even eat kids and fly kids!
DoomJeff91 2
"Don't drink and drive kids." "Don't, drink and drive kids." "Don,t drink, and, drive, kids," ",,,,,,,', ,,,,,,,,, ,,, ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,"
TheLetterZero 7
Cannibals.
StarElise 0
admitting you have a problem is the first step. now you need to get help : )
DirtyDiana_fml 0
ydi you dumb ******* drunk.
ChristineAnn58 8
Go to ******* hell you worthless piece of shit
ejsgirl3325 3
i do tha same thing!
margie4peace 11
AA truly works... But only if you are desperate. I have 22 years sober in AA.
4ube_fml 6
It's nice that you realise it. Work it out, and if you want to stop, stay at home a couple of weeks. Lazyness is the best way to get rid of bad habits (too lazy to go and buy it !! XD) Workes for cigarette, which is way more (physically speaking) addicting than alcohol :)