Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML
Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Today, it has got to the point that I don't even have to ask for my booze in the local off-licence, they just hand me my bottle. FML
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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snowieflake 0
The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!
tingting1 0
hmm.. get help this is kind of sad....
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Comments (113)
Stpatch754 0
get help.
Eddy91827364 0
get help bro.
RAMBabyyy 0
Time's never wasted when you're getting wasted.
beethoven_fml 0
Dude fml has gotten really depressing
ithedarkone 0
Lol I have two options. I am Morpheus. Your Neo. OK In my left hand you can continue drinking alcohol until your miserably life cease to exist. In my right hand you can seek help stop drinking and live a alcohol free and productive life. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. ILL WAIT. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.
beaniebabe 0
don't talk about this on fml, go to rehab
gz_fml 0
Dude, you need to really get some help or at least think about your life. I am a daughter of an alcoholic and I have wondered in the past if he cared more about booze than me. Really, just look at your priorities.
girlygirl666 0
So just buy a liquor store.
Jincos 0
Whether you think you are wrong, you are always right! Salutation..my fellow friends
danielleFML 0
i do this too