Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Kaya Marley Ramsey
Dopamine
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
pottie69
United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
why they bomb
Campbell River, Canada
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
Username
Reset my life
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Discouraged
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
hesaidwhat
United States
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
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cradle6 13
So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).
thatshot808 6
Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five
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Comments (199)
Mamoni 7
To some extent, don't we ALL get a confidence boost when someone likes our status?
clutz123 5
i feel like that's pretty typical. remember, you still have your friends, you still can be happy, no matter how many likes you get on facebook: they change nothing.
maryam8869 7
I barley get a "like" on mine :|
lolmigosh 15
Mine too!
hejven 12
Know the feeling
aaliyah99 0
#like it up bitches!
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
No.
MDTeddy 13
I seen the fml a few weeks ago. I hate it when people steal an fml post. I will be okay with it only if the same situation happened to them which I will never know.
ccspanthers89 4
This generation sucks
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
That is very offensive to the kids that actually have potential. Unfortunately, people like you seem to focus on the kids who are sucked into the world of drugs, technology, and whatever world that media is attempting to create. Unfortunately, you seem to look past children who actually focus on the better things in life, and offer a bright spot to the upcoming world. I have to agree, it seems like some children have lost the potential that could be gained, but alot of them actually hold the power to make the world the better. Besides, who are you to say as you sit on your computer/phone/electronic device judging others instead of doing something yourself. In fact, you, my naive friend, seem to "suck". And I say this as the upcoming generation that seemingly "sucks". Dislike this comment if you will, but I am just preaching what I believe.
gadget593 2
Makes sense.
sarbear293 4
Delete your Facebook & go outside and meet some new friends :)