By piliseep - 01/10/2017 23:15

Today, my cousin's three kittens peed all over every single pair of shoes under my desk, including some expensive heels. I spent two and a half hours cleaning all eighteen pairs. FML
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Tripartita 44
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"Today, I worked hard fortifying the premises against predators only to find out that my human's cousin undid 36 bunkers worth of work. FML"

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sambmjmdjj 9
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I just can't bring myself to say "your life sucks" to someone who has 18 pairs of shoes "including some expensive heels".

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RichardPencil 30
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“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.” How does washing cat piss off of 18 pairs of shoes stack up?

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rorex 26
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You wash 18 pairs of shoes covered in cat piss, I'm sure you'll be delighted to do it.

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Nova Solarius 10
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I know I'd prefer it to having no shoes at all.

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RichardPencil 30
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I don’t have 18 pairs of shoes, Ivanka!

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Seeya55 31
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Just because someone is worse off, doesn't invalidate another's problems. By your standards I should never fucking complain about anything because I wasn't tortured or killed in the holocaust, right?

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Tripartita 44
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"Today, I worked hard fortifying the premises against predators only to find out that my human's cousin undid 36 bunkers worth of work. FML"

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sambmjmdjj 9
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I just can't bring myself to say "your life sucks" to someone who has 18 pairs of shoes "including some expensive heels".

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raven_of_azarath 34
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I can get the 18 pairs of shoes, cuz lots of people have that many. What gets me is why OP was keeping them under their desk instead of in a closet, especially with kittens in the house.

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Nova Solarius 10
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Why do you even have so many shoes? Isn't one set of foot armour enough?

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Seeya55 31
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Same argument could be said about shirts. Why so many different kinds? I mean, one shirt does it, just wash and reuse, or buy all the same basic, $3 shirt! People like different things, people like variety. Shoes, Clothes, Hats, decor, games, etc..

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sumocj 14

What a bummer. Now you have an excuse to buy more shoes!

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Bubbilility 27
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That's 36 shoes, no one needs that many shoes. And how did they all fit under your desk?

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Demon_of_Light 27
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I hate to tell you this, OP, but those aren't your shoes anymore. They belong to the kittens now. Better luck next time.

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