By skunkcat - 11/3/2020 21:00 - United States

Smelly business

Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7888951 - Wednesday 11 March 2020 23:41

It is called a polecat, so you were pretty close!

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7888957 - Thursday 12 March 2020 0:31

"Today, I was drunk." Instant YDI.

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By ThatOneLonelyAsian | 31

#7888936 - Wednesday 11 March 2020 22:06

why did you pat a random (probably stray) cat? with the epidemic thats happening i thought you'd be more vigilant

By RichardPencil | 28

#7888951 - Wednesday 11 March 2020 23:41

It is called a polecat, so you were pretty close!

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7888957 - Thursday 12 March 2020 0:31

"Today, I was drunk." Instant YDI.

By jkjorn | 14

#7889083 - Thursday 12 March 2020 14:19

OP, you need to be checked for 'Pepe Le Pew Syndrome'- that's the inability to distinguish between a black cat and a skunk.