Miscellaneous: Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z"...

By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Hth - 15/01/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 13:49 - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

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By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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Self-care

By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By katier8295 - 27/10/2012 12:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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Brain worms

By The Wherewolf - 08/10/2023 19:30

Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Lisa89 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:21

I do the same :3. I try ans save my work as i'm painting (on canvas) then realize i don't need to :P.

Syn_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:20

That's because you're an idiot.

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atypicalartist 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:46

how many people just pushes CTRL Z ? lol

tcnorden 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:18

Me hahaha :)

MadeOfAwesome 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:51

This isn't really an FML. More like an MLIA mylifeisaverage.com (:

outofitall 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:14

OMG 53rd!!!! What makes first any better? Oh, and this is an MLIA not an FML. Sorry. We all spend a lot of the time on the computer if we read FMLs.

Cristaderzi 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:33

ok heres a hug Donkey Im giving everyone hugs today cause its a good idea and Hugs NOT drugs (Unless their antidepressants)lol

wienerwagon 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:56

Xanax isn't an antidepressant, it's a benzodiazepine used for anxiety.

NawaltheWall 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:34

This isn't really an FML, more like a MLIA.

DeathShad0 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:34

Don't worry, I've done that before.

deadmandan91 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:44

this isnt really an fml imo.

corang 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:56

Ive done that before exept i was doing a word search and was looking for control f my friends still talk about it

Sipheonix 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:58

MLIA not FML

itrustedsnapeHPB 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:00

I do that all the time! Today I was reading a magazine and I tried to do CTRL-F.

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Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML

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Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML

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Today, after my fourth flat tire, I realized that I've had more flat tires in the last 2 years than months in relationships throughout my entire life. I'm 27. FML

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Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML

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Today, I woke up late for work. I rushed everything, ate a quick meal and was thirsty as hell. I saw a 2-liter Coca Cola bottle, so I poured a huge glass filled with ice and ran out the door. While driving, I took a huge gulp of nice, cold thick cooking oil. FML

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Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

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Today, at my Grandfather's funeral, my Grandmother decided it would be a good time to tell the story of the time she went to a strip club. FML

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