Health: Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom...

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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By Beackers675 - 10/05/2022 02:00

Today, I tore my ass crack. No, not my asshole, my ass crack. I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it hurts. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:16

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the **** do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

Sue21 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:14

wow

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DSuarez94 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:39

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itsallgood123 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:09

nice one failure

PakiPakiPaki 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:41

HOLY MOLYYYYYY AHHH UR FAT DUDE

marz88 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:41

L2lose weight. I hate fat people ( I can say this because I used to be fat). And plus they make everything more difficult, I work in the ER and nothing makes a procedure more difficult than a fat person bleh. If you know you are fat...DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

marz88 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:26

I wasn't trying to be rude + it's better for your health anyway *shrug* not that I care if anyone agrees with me or not.

Person1233 12

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:32

If only they said " I have a thyroid problem." then a lot of this bashing could have been stopped 0_o

SuperSpore 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 19:41

Not if they go too much and they're underweight. Just as many health problems.

xFenix81x 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:03

Whatever. You probably go home and stuff your face with chocolate at night, loser.

heywood 0

Friday 10 July 2009 9:30

LOL obviously #70 does care if people agree with him, on account of the fact that he came back to this page and replied to what someone else said about his comment. And, duh, the fact that he commented in the first place! Good game bro thanks for playing.