Today, I noticed that my dad's WhatsApp profile picture was a very close up shot of his new wife's boob. None of us know how long he had this online. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
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jediloader 12
It’s a booby trap, watch out!
Tripartita 45
“Oh, yeah, that’s the new wife’s boob, alright.” “How can you tell?” “Freckle, two inches to the left and one-and-a-quarter inches down from the areola.”
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jediloader 12
It’s a booby trap, watch out!
Tripartita 45
“Oh, yeah, that’s the new wife’s boob, alright.” “How can you tell?” “Freckle, two inches to the left and one-and-a-quarter inches down from the areola.”
gobiteme2 34
exactly how do you know what your dad's new wife boob looked like
clairboisson 19
He didn't know What's Up.
Lobby_Bee 18
And boobs are bad because?
Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19
Boobies are never bad