Work: Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I...

By Garry - 04/03/2010 12:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half carving a block of cheese to make cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By Sam - 30/10/2008 14:51 - Canada

Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML

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By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

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By Nanda - 14/06/2016 06:03 - Canada - Surrey

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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SpaceCoyote 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:18

YDI for not appreciating the art of perfectly sculpted cheddar goggles.

123sploosh 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

can someone please explain this to me? i dont know what its talking about

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jpgray1982 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:52

staff is not sigular

jtag017 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:53

grow some balls and fire people. I wonder if your staff can spell better than you can.

FreddyLunch 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:59

There are no misspellings here.

omgwtffmmfl 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:57

Grow a pair and RUN your restaurant.

FreddyLunch 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:57

Staff is a collective noun, there is more than one person within the group. Think of it like a pride of lions, you would say "The pride of lions don't eat vegetables" not "The pride of lions doesn't eat vegetables".

cantfightfate 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:57

yes it is. you have one staff, made up of so many people. Doesn't is correct

lionandthelamb61 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 17:06

I work in a restaurant and my manager is practically illiterate. I have found that to have a high position in a restaurant you need little more than good work ethics and people skills...not too many brain cells involved

mrguy266 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 17:14

1. I had to really think to understand this FML 2. fire the prick 3. grow a pair and run your restaurant

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 17:19

I can see why they don't take you seriously, you have horrible grammar. and does this guy have a thing for taking cream, smearing it under your nose and yelling "Sour Cream Sanchez! Olay!!"?

thisisEffDup 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 17:20

epic fail. completely made up.

unpossible 26

Thursday 4 March 2010 18:05

If you have ever worked in a kitchen, or know someone who has, or read any 'foodie' behind-the-scenes in a kitchen books, you'd know that this is completely possible. Stranger things have happened in the restaurants where my friends work. I, however, must say that I find the idea of 'cheddar googles' extremely hilarious. I have no idea how OP kept a straight face.