poloy325

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Up and coming moderator
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The Mixer
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50 favorites
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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Poloy325's favorite FMLs

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Behemoth2 / Sunday 14 December 2008 05:15 / France

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 4 December 2014 19:33 / United States

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spooked / Wednesday 5 November 2014 20:44 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Face fucking palm / Wednesday 23 July 2014 03:36 / United States - Albany

Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GimmeLaCoffee - / Thursday 15 May 2014 13:03 / United Kingdom - London

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poloy325

Beginner

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Checking you out

Mobility

Socialite

Up and coming moderator

The Mixer

Profile completed

50 favorites

One more and it's business time

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental