Intimacy: Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel,... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 18:59 - South Africa

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Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 6 January 2014 21:41

You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.

lulahanno 4

Monday 6 January 2014 21:42

maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?

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VfortheShadow 8

Wednesday 8 January 2014 21:55

Also, Douglas Adams is very disappointed in you.

Dev1984 1

Thursday 9 January 2014 15:52

Power muff!!!

jaysinlove 10

Sunday 12 January 2014 15:34

That is possibly the gayest thing ever lol

cartertan 9

Monday 13 January 2014 21:00

Ah darn it Guess you have to mop the floor again

Spangy88 0

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:44

Oh my god...that is all I can say

kimmykandbfinn 6

Friday 4 July 2014 4:34

Lol15 you have -69 comments

SuicidalLiebe 4

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:19

Why did you go to your brother's room and not your own? Or call to someone to bring you a towel? Or put on the clothes you had taken off to take a shower?

mct_1087 27

Monday 5 January 2015 14:54

Revenge: Trim, using his razor of course.

mjd02 15

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:32

hahaha that had me laughing but I feel bad for you op.

marcir94 10

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:10

Why didn't you run to YOUR room and air dry?

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