Miscellaneous: Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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Comments

CptBarker 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 1:26

Why would you even try that....

RA91 26

Wednesday 4 September 2013 1:45

heatmanofurioso 11

Wednesday 4 September 2013 2:13

Maibe your brain is fried too?

Sammyjam1993 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 3:29

Who would've thought?!???!!

qwapteam 8

Wednesday 4 September 2013 3:36

You define stupid

avi_7 9

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:18

how was ur microwave after the "extra charge" u gave ur phone?

HAno97 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:21

1 word....DUMBASS

avi_7 9

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:26

this reminds me of the movie dumb and dumber

rob2113 0

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:32

You are a tool.

rob2113 0

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:35

You are a tool.

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