Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
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cgchamp89 7
You liar, it's every1luvsboners...
ImThePope 2
You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):
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Comments (115)
j_cat187 20
nice reference im listing to that song right now
j_cat187 20
dont worry i cant remember any of my friends names either.
justthinkaboutit 2
exactly!!!
j_cat187 20
hey boners a bunt would be tight
TigerBloodGirl15 0
this comment is WINNING
robbyyy_fml 0
good ol' shady
bamfxd 4
It's not that bad. I forget my dog's name sometimes.
B1zarro33 0
it's hi, my name is what. my name is who. my name is chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
B1zarro33 0
it's hi, my name is what. my name is who. my name is chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
sourgirl101 29
I'm so bad with names. A lot of people are. I just call everyone "muffin"!
JacksonCampbell 9
Oh noes! Someone forgot my name when we haven't had any contact in over 10 years! Gasp! Suck it up, princess.