Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
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cgchamp89 7
You liar, it's every1luvsboners...
ImThePope 2
You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):
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Comments (115)
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
SAY MY NAME!!!!
BaskenRobin 2
"WHAT'S MY NAME BITCH" "uhh... Michelle! Michelle!"
koolstorybro 0
!xobile
koolstorybro 0
!xobile
mandel2000 0
oh nana whats my name?
OMG_N3RD 0
SHiITTBOII!! Lol
Predental 5
oh na na whats your name
Katie_the_Great 6
Katie :)
MissBunny25 0
my name is hilda, I'm a 45 year old maid with 22 cats. I love vibrators and brooms. oh, this isn't my eharmony account... ****.
Predental 5
lol^^ sounds interesting
CommonSenseKarma 17
Wow, 45... ****, eff your life, looks like you picked a bad plastic surgeon. The cats make sense.
CommonSenseKarma 17
*55, my bad... and I'm only kidding ^_^
CommonSenseKarma 17
Yes.
imlagginglol 0
My names John McCain and I disaprove this message.
imlagginglol 0
Disapprove*
largefoofighter 0
two trailer park girls go round the outside
calbabe96 5
say my name, say my name. when no one is around you, say baby I love you...
mintcar 10
He recognized you but forgot your name, big deal.
largefoofighter 0
and use plural
CheckMyProfile 17
people forget, no biggie!
FreebirdIII 1
Just checking to see if you took your life partners name.
Darcon 8
true. Like in hot tub time machine, when they r at the hotel and the dude gives his last name to reception which he took from his wife, his friend takes the piss. Its a good film.
hellogoodbye339 3
AWK SAUCE