Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cgchamp89 7
You liar, it's every1luvsboners...
ImThePope 2
You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (115)
yourallidiots13 0
punk eh? real punk or shot like pop punk, which isn't punk anyway
JPabla03 0
Jaggu yaar I feel bad for you personally I don't when poeple forget my name
FuniiBunii 0
Half of these comments is about Eminem, this is not his FML, but his still a good rapper XD
snafu63 0
you live close enough to each other to ride the same community bus, but can't find time to see each other for 10 year? lame. ydi
crazedsyco 15
wow.... we should hook up some time just so i could dump you and run off with some other girl.
YacL 15
I don't care much for Eminem's latest albums, but he's still awesome.
_Skrillex_ 0
my name is..... skrillex :)
um_yeah_its_me 3
you look like your 12
LoveCali 0
Haha I Hate Eminem:pp He Should Go Die. He Totally Is Overrated && Cant Rap At All.
BooGhosted 0
haha lil Wayne can't sing live but at least he has good songs not live..