Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Latrine 0
Is because your vagine hangs low like sleeve of wizard
_electricbonbon 0
Haha just as loose, also.
sublime93 0
LMFAOO *gasps for breath* LMFAOOO
bbianchi13 0
Borat ftw
glassisass 0
YDI. if you had gone out more with the dude then you would have know he was a dumb ass. but you only went on a date with him a few times. then you had sex a few times. so that sounds like you had sex for each date you had. so he got everything he wanted out of you. no more reason to date you. its your own fault for being a *****.
123sploosh 0
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NO. you are WRONG. you are stupid and your a sexist man who thinks its ok for guys to sleep with as many girls as they want but if a girl sleeps with ONE GUY suddenly shes a ****. no. just no. i hate you so much OP: you are NOT A ****. in any way. dont let any of these losers get you down.
avalonbluemoon 0
He never said that it was ok for a man to to do the same. Hey, if it was a guy sleeping around and then got dumped and forgotten, I would also be saying YDI for being a **** too. It applies both ways.
boatkicker 5
eh. If it were I guy I wouldnt say ****. I'd say manwhore, same things really
wbrycem 0
Here we go, pulling out the sexist card again. Can you just stfu please? She puts out on every date, by the sounds of it. And if she's willing to do it with this guy, then she's most likely been getting around. Stop blindly screeching "sexist sexist" whenever a guy calls a chick easy, especially when logic and textual evidence states that she's easy. And he never said it was right for a guy to sleep around, either. Way to jump to conclusions, 123sploosh. And yes, she deserves it. She was obviously easy (a "few" dates, slept with him a "few" times), so what was she expecting? A long term relationship? Not if she's an easy lay ... it's like expecting a long term relationship from the girl you just brought home from the bar. Not likely.
JFox 8
She IS a ****! I'm a woman and any PERSON - guy or girl - that sleeps around HAS NO RESPECT FOR THEIR BODY!
FarSide 23
she IS a ****. And if you defend her so heartily, then there is an excellent probability that you are just as big **** as her, merely trying to justify your whoreish behavior. Wake up to what everyone else already knows.
123sploosh 0
dont say things that are mean.
Dantheman26 0
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She is a ****. The girl is suppose to be the selective and less easy of the two sexes. Males are genetically programmed to want to reproduce, however it is up to the girl to stop it.
Violet_Illuser 0
^Now that was a truly sexist remark. Men are excused from their behavior because they're "programmed" to act the way they do? BULL-*******-SHIT. Men are the ones that are responsible for the way they act, not women. Stop trying to use a lame scape goat.
runningwild 0
People are too liberal with the word ****. And "The girl is suppose to be the selective and less easy of the two sexes. Males are genetically programmed to want to reproduce, however it is up to the girl to stop it." What century do you live in. I am not assigned to be a cockblocker the day I am borne just cuz i'm girl. If my idiot brother can do it, so can I, an no one is going to tell me that I'm doing something wrong if it feels right
madchilt3 0
shes not a ****, its called HAVING A GOOD TIME. seriously, everyone stfu. lmao
Polionixon 2
WRONG, sorry but he is correct. It's how nature works in every species. Males ALWAYS want sex it IS how they are programmed in the brain. It IS to keep the population up and such. Woman on the other hand ( i am a woman) are based off of emotions. SO YES the guy is right not sexist. Stop being a **** like OP :P This is a reply to one of the comments below i believe unless it's in this slew of comments.
scorpioserpent 1
Yeah she's a ****. It's her own choice to do what she wants, but then she shouldn't be upset if stuff like this happens.
123sploosh 0
you guys are all douches. shes not a ****.
JFox 8
She is a ****, sploosh. The definition of a **** is someone who sleeps around. Stop getting all defensive, you don't have any type of real argument. If you want to be a ****, fine, but don't pretend you're not one, and don't get surprised when you're treated like one. If the OP wanted a relationship, she should have gotten to know him. If she wanted to ****, then she got what she wanted. You can't have it both ways.
biwinning88 1
wow. I can't believe all the people calling her a ****. I'm a girl and I love sex and if I want to have a one night stand I will. it has nothing to do with "disrespecting my body" I like my body and I like sex so its a win for me! there are so many dudes who **** around and no one cares because they are genetically suppose to. wow that's such crap I can't understand how women tell themselves that. women need to embrace their sexuality, we its not a taboo any more to have sex with multiple people
deseree11 0
your so mean
Garry21 0
looking at your picture you've probably been through the same thing. hence the reason you're defending her.
TurtleLightning 7
You shouldn't be fking out of marriage anyway
SBurrke 11
That's a lie.
crazyjack 0
ever heard of something called a joke???
swjeemtys 0
wow that sucks...
lexilovesyou 0
Awwh Lol thats kinda funnny,(:
123sploosh 0
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NOOOOOOO she is not a **** OP do not let these loser fat heads make you think that you did anything wrong. good for you, i say go have more sex and enjoy your youth, femininity, and beauty while you can
mocohall 6
agreed
vita_questa_roba 0
Having sex with multiple doesn't make you a ****. Having sex with guys who don't remember your name or face makes you a ****. And I am not old fat or ugly. I'm just not a ****.
123sploosh 0
i bet no one sleeps with you and therefore you pawn it off as not being slutty when in fact NO ONE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOUR UGLY ASS/ go away, stop being a horrid, horrid little bitch. remove yourself from the human gene pool
crumblemumble 0
i bet you're so defensive because you're a ****.
jonny2x4 0
YDI for putting more value in the brief relationship you had with him than he did. You gave up the pootie too soon and now he's moved on. I see no need to get reaquainted with people you dated /slept with before.
123sploosh 0
i'm a virgin, so there goes your theory
Vitamin_C 0
123sploosh, STFU. You're not the OP's personal lawyer. If we want to call her a **** for sleeping around with a guy who doesn't even value her enough to remember their encounters, then she's a ****. Oh, and if a guy sleeps around with girls who aren't going to remember his face, he is also a ****. Get over yourself and drop the ******* "enjoy your youth, femininity and beauty; sleep with every human that has genitals". There is more to being a beautiful young woman than ******* men who don't give two ***** about you. ******* fuckerton, grow up and make your vag a little more exclusive.
123sploosh 0
its exclusive, im a virgin. being a dick is not getting you anywhere in life
bella_theresa 0
Vitamin_C... yes. That is all I have to say about your comment.
heartsx 0
note; wanting to call her a **** does NOT make her a ****.
123sploosh 0
you guys are just being mean cause you cant get laid. stop calling eachother *****. its not nice
acd23 0
123sploosh: Considering that you've already claimed to be a virgin, I don't see how you can tell other people that they can't get laid, when you haven't gotten laid either. And stop saying that the OP needs to enjoy her "youth, femininity, and beauty" by having sex with men who don't even care to contact her after the dates and sex. There are much better ways that she can enjoy her life. The OP should respect her body more and not end every single date in the bedroom.
reidcamphor 0
I would agree that she is a ****, and I clicked YDI You are very wise, I'm tired of our society thinking its ok to screw every girl/guy with genitals cause we have "urges." Are you so ******* weak that you can't control yourself? Are you that much of a tool that you don't give a shit about your body. You will live the rest of your life with a tainted soul for every person you screw. If they don't remember or cherish you after Intimacy, the most intimate of human relations, you're a ******* ****. Have some damn respect and have some self control, society fails in accepting the man ******, and modern ***** of our time. IT IS NOT OK and it never should be, i know people in high school where like 23% of the populous has herpes. WTF is that shit? Its not ok and she deserved it for not respecting her body or herself and also for screwing a dong that doesn't even remember you!! She is an idiot and I hope she learned a lesson!!