Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, it's been 5 good months since I reconnected with a guy I've known since elementary. I have him on every social, he called me pretty, etc. We weren't ever together but he acted like my boyfriend. He stopped talking for a month, with messages every now and then, and now he has a girlfriend and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
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manoverboard 0
So? What'd you expect?
sillylung 0
Gah, you are awkward! He obviously doesn't want to hear from you again. Why are you initiating hugs?
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Comments (193)
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for wishing you had slept with Clay Aiken.
xTIGERxLILYx 0
LMAO!!
newguy12 0
1st, you haven't heard from him in a few months, you expected he waited to meet you again? 2nd, LatinoHeat, stop being a ******
adiaboe27 4
Hmm, this is why we should all wait to have sex until marriage.
freudianego 0
And that's what you get for being a ****. You see, sympathy is only warranted when you are undeserving of the result. But this was of your own doing. In short; you do something stupid, you deal with it.
blackdog_fml 0
bummer.
boatkicker 5
Okay, OP. Yeah I suppose that does suck, but my sympathy is limited. You brought it on yourself. You said yourself that you only went on a few casual dates. Obviously that's not a lot of time to get to know someone. That means, you don't know him very well. Why are you upset that someone you dont know, doesnt know you either? Sleeping with someone doesnt mean he's going to remember you. Sleeping with someone doesnt mean anything unless you've been dating that person for a long time. Otherwise, it doesnt mean anything, except that neither of you puts a lot of emotion into sex. That's your business. IMO you shouldnt be sleeping with someone you barely know. It makes you seem like a ****, regardless of how you are with other guys or at other times. However my opinoin on sex doesnt matter. What matters is that you're a fool for being upset that a guy doesnt remember you, when clearly, you didnt have enough time to make an impression.
ohreally123 0
so you gave yourself away to a guy that easily and you're upset that he doesn't remember you Sweetie, you need standards
fmh123 0
Lol awkward thats gotta suck lol
iFruit 0
Hey there, cutie.
DncrHap 9
I sort of understand 123sploosh's point. It seems that lately, every woman on earth who is having sex is being called a ****. Maybe I just have a different definition of "****" than others, but (to me) a **** is a girl who sleeps around with multiple guys, not have sex multiple times with one man. Also, there may be a lot more to the relationship between the two than the word count would allow. Perhaps he was a complete sweetheart, and it seemed as though he really cared, and not all girls can see through guys' bullshit. Another thing to keep in mind is that he cut it off. Maybe the OP wanted more of a relationship, therefore taking away the "****" aspect of it all (since as far as I know, ***** don't want relationships or commitment). Just a few thoughts.
123sploosh 0
thank you
spongebobrocks 0
I agree with your definition of *****, but... I think what these people are trying to say, the reason they're calling her a ****, is because she had sex with him so quickly. As many of them said "few dates"... "slept a few times"... It indicates in a way that she slept with him on those "dates".. That's why they're calling her a ****, for sleeping with him so soon.
DncrHap 9
Mmmkay, fair enough. Though, I have a question (and this is /not/ a sarcastic remark, I'm actually really just curious), how long should a girl date a guy before it's considered not slutty to sleep with him? It seems like everyone has different ideas regarding girls and slutty behavior.
spongebobrocks 0
I... Have no idea, honestly. Perhaps... When she feels most comfortable with it... But then that depends on the girl... And there will always be people who will consider it slutty that she got comfortable with it so quickly so. I have no freaking idea, love xD
DncrHap 9
xD I now see why so many girls are called *****, and why so many other girls are too afraid to do anything due to the fear of being called a ****. Oh, society...