Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I tried to compliment a coworker on her new haircut, saying, “Wow, it makes you look so much younger!” She raised an eyebrow and replied, “You mean I looked old before?” My brain short-circuited and I followed up with, “No, no, you just… looked older.” Everyone within earshot laughed while I wanted to crawl under the desk. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
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lotr4 18
Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes
jcurry25 6
The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness
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Comments (85)
WeskersSexslave 15
I want to see what it looked like
Ozzien 26
I bet the thing your friend really regrets is meeting you. YDI
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Now you won't see them for awhile again
kristenmg21 10
I laughed way harder than I should have. lmao
cryssycakesx3 22
yeah. we shouldn't ridicule OP without knowing what the haircut was. it just may have been justified.
mageepaigeee44 15
The friend could have been female too which opens a whole world of other bad haircut possibilities.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Yeah...actually, you could have helped blurting that out if you'd thought before speaking.
EgyptianPride98 8
One word: FILTER
tigerisabelle 31
"Today I saw an old buddy who I hadn't seen in a while. The first thing she said to me was "Wow I bet you really regret that haircut." I had gotten attacked by a murderous old lady's goldfish. FML"
adamo_erebus 26
I guess some people are just instinctively assholes.