Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I tried to compliment a coworker on her new haircut, saying, “Wow, it makes you look so much younger!” She raised an eyebrow and replied, “You mean I looked old before?” My brain short-circuited and I followed up with, “No, no, you just… looked older.” Everyone within earshot laughed while I wanted to crawl under the desk. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
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lotr4 18
Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes
jcurry25 6
The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness
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Comments (85)
SgtAssCheeks 21
Wouldnt that be the kind of shit you spew out to a very good friend? Friendship milestone!
ItsMeDiegoG 8
His comeback should've been: "wow, I bet you really regret eating so much."
Mynamewontfi 40
I guess we all have those dumb moments sometimes.
thief1434 23
Was it really that bad?
stevothedevo 25
My guess would be yes
JMichael 25
Tell him you've got imanasshole syndrome. I'm sure he'll understand.
FlyingPie 17
That was a hair over the line. You might want to cut that out.
jaylacheatham 7
Idk y but ur comment made me laugh so hard hahaha
Rainhawk94 27
I bet you regret opening your mouth huh OP
PurelyCanadian 18
Verbal skills are a wonderful thing. Mine usually go out the window when I'm nervous or excited.
worldclassrager 39
I surely hope that wasn't actually who you thought it was No question YDI always think before speaking all though all of us do that on accident And to end this well that's a hairy *gets shot*
ckerane 16
what was there reaction like?
Zaketh2112 10
Where reaction? There reaction...there castle. Name the movie :)
RedPillSucks 31
Monty Python?
Welshite 39
Young Frankenstein. "Werewolf!" "Where wolf?" "There wolf; there castle."
ksks1234 33
I love that movie. Whenever werewolf is mentioned I always go for the "there wolf" line (and probably annoy everyone).