Three's the magic number

By Letdown - 23/02/2022 12:00

Spicy
Today, I asked my wife for a threesome to spice up our sex life. Her exact response to me was, “The only threesome we should be having is between the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.” I'll take that as a “No.” FML
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You know your wife. You can't tell me a strong "No" was a surprise.

slhiggx 13

There are many other ways of spicing up your love life, and marriage, besides a threesome. Which really just sounds like a cry to have sex with someone else. And from your wife’s response, that doesn’t seem like something you two have ever discussed. Maybe have a proper discussion on how both are feeling about the love life, etc, you two share.

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You know your wife. You can't tell me a strong "No" was a surprise.

Technically a fivesome if both of you are with the three of them. Enjoy your ménage à God.

Or she's suggesting you go trolling for your third at church? Just trying to stay optimistic for you.

Why’d I read optimistic as satanistic lol

Why’d I read optimistic as satanistic lol

That sounds like a very gay and incestual 3some...

she only wants to do that if it involves her father, her son and lots of blessed booze?

slhiggx 13

There are many other ways of spicing up your love life, and marriage, besides a threesome. Which really just sounds like a cry to have sex with someone else. And from your wife’s response, that doesn’t seem like something you two have ever discussed. Maybe have a proper discussion on how both are feeling about the love life, etc, you two share.

If she shows up with a dude are you going to go for it? YDI