Animals: Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger....

By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

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Friday 23 December 2011 8:24

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

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Thisismypchere 8

Friday 23 December 2011 11:13

This depends on what the "other" side was.

girl112891 7

Friday 23 December 2011 11:13

You probably shouldn't visit the zoo very often. For your safety.

Lovina_fml 8

Friday 23 December 2011 11:16

Ouch.

jojimugo 20

Friday 23 December 2011 11:20

Cocaine is hell of a drug......

rachaelheartsNY 8

Friday 23 December 2011 11:32

What were you doing on the other side of a zoo cage? o.O

blackbolt73 0

Friday 23 December 2011 11:51

nice one there Danny Phantom

emvictoria 9

Friday 23 December 2011 12:11

Wow you must have a bad phobia of tigers to do that..

yuri63f6 7

Friday 23 December 2011 12:25

Douche...

EminGH 7

Friday 23 December 2011 12:35

Platform 9 and 3/4 only works at the trainstation!

thefreak781 0

Friday 23 December 2011 12:41

what drugs did you do?

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