Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML
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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
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Top comments
s0m3guy2010 21
Your research into hypnosis was a success!
oh_your_god 15
Maybe you should stop presenting in such a monotone voice.
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Comments (54)
neonberries 15
Someone needed to catch up on all that sleep you missed out on while doing to project! :)
leadman1989 16
Just keep telling yourself it was your smooth calming sexy voice...... and not droning boring Aspergers.
637R4YP3D 5
Two FML's in two days. Very impressive. So your son graduated a couple days ago and you're still in school? "Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, 'Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing.' FML" On 10/23/2011 at 9:22pm - kids - by ultraattitude - United States
TheDrifter 24
Maybe this one is the career hating nurse of a son? It would explain why he hates nursing, no people skills.
phoenixslayer69 4
Or maybe s/he is a attention seeking *****. So s/he spends day and night posting fake Fmls.
perdix 31
Your presentation on narcolepsy was so effective, you convinced your professor that he had the disease. For your final, make a presentation on explosive diarrhea and bring a video camera.
Scands_59 14
That happened to me before!! but I was saying a speech :( lol
sheryabraham76 0
It must be about Oprah.
boobookity691 0
Omg what a jerk
KiddNYC1O 22
At least she didn't say "Oh, shut the **** up!" and snuff you upside the head...
chingthecreator 4
Should've messed with him and have someone act like they're talking
miZscrZee 0
Are you in Mrs. Burns class? LOL!