Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall....

By engaged - 29/03/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By lukey101 - 13/08/2020 05:01

Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

congrats but y a food court?

njwrestler171 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:02

ahh screw them CONGRADS

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craigahh 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:05

I don't see the big deal about it being a food court, it must be sentimental in some way. Congrats to you both!

moron_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:07

#93 agreed.

UhOhImF___ed 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:09

i feel like the point that you got escorted out at least made it a little more memorable... i mean a food court? c'mon

helen__fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:09

why'd you purpose in a food courtt? but, congrats. you know what would really suck? purposing in a food court AND her saying no.

tehaarontimothy 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:11

why would u do it in a food court? thats totally unromantic...unless ur fat...then i guess it would be ur not like obese are you?

ohreally123 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:13

well... Congratulations on the engagement. I hope the foodcourt or the mall has some kind of special meaning between the two of you, otherwise, that's not the classiest place to propose..

amirn86 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:16

Congrats! And holy #)($)@ I've never seen so many comments in such a short amount of time

crowdish 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:19

lol this isn't an FML! She said yes AND you'll have a great story for the rest of your lives. Even if you don't think it's funny now, you will in like a month.

robvicious_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:22

At the mall? really? ... yeah **** your life!

rinnychan 2

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:22

It's possible that he kept the ring with him, waiting for the MOOD to be right, and not necessarily the time or location. He could bring the girl to the ******' top of the Eiffel tower and she could be in a bad mood and it still might not feel romantic, so why not be prepared when it does feel right?