Miscellaneous: Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

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By hello - 11/07/2010 00:57 - Jordan

Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By julie24 - 30/05/2014 02:30 - France

Today, I was partying with friends. At around midnight, I sent a text message to my friend to reassure her, saying that of course I could handle my drink. That's the last thing I can remember about the evening. It's a total blank from that point onwards. FML

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Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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Saturday 10 September 2011 12:18

Time to hit up the Chloroform....

Bunnehs 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:32

YDI for thinking that being drunk makes you cool.

Comments

Jimboom 11

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:32

YDI. Your friends were all out and you were not with them so tried to make something up to seem funny/cool. Either your friends are douches for not inviting you out and you need to get some new ones.. or you really are just that boring they don't want to hang out with you.... and this little stunt ain't going to help you if the latter is the case.

Bunnehs 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:32

YDI for thinking that being drunk makes you cool.

Deathhound 27

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:40

You could have asked them if you could come along.

Blue87 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:42

U need a life. A more fun one

leonz93 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:48

dude... wth is your problem, firstly, you lied like a dumb ass, secondly, you urgently need to get a real life.

Headcrab 29

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:52

YDI for being a loser. Maybe if you started to act normal people would u vote you. plus, you don't need alcohol to have fun.

Jesus_Christ69 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:49

Uh what?

Nudi_fml 13

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:07

You ****** up

leannecloveryau 11

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:15

LOL FAIL tough luck

SolemnlyLove 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:28

The problem about your friend claimed to be with you but isnt is simple because you can just say you must have been REEAAALLLY drunk... Still YDI for acting like a total douche