Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, I was partying with friends. At around midnight, I sent a text message to my friend to reassure her, saying that of course I could handle my drink. That's the last thing I can remember about the evening. It's a total blank from that point onwards. FML
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Top comments
Runninvegan 8
Time to hit up the Chloroform....
Bunnehs 0
YDI for thinking that being drunk makes you cool.
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Comments (81)
Jimboom 12
YDI. Your friends were all out and you were not with them so tried to make something up to seem funny/cool. Either your friends are douches for not inviting you out and you need to get some new ones.. or you really are just that boring they don't want to hang out with you.... and this little stunt ain't going to help you if the latter is the case.
Bunnehs 0
YDI for thinking that being drunk makes you cool.
Deathhound 27
You could have asked them if you could come along.
Blue87 4
U need a life. A more fun one
leonz93 3
dude... wth is your problem, firstly, you lied like a dumb ass, secondly, you urgently need to get a real life.
Headcrab 29
YDI for being a loser. Maybe if you started to act normal people would u vote you. plus, you don't need alcohol to have fun.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Uh what?
Nudi_fml 13
You ****** up
leannecloveryau 11
LOL FAIL tough luck
SolemnlyLove 7
The problem about your friend claimed to be with you but isnt is simple because you can just say you must have been REEAAALLLY drunk... Still YDI for acting like a total douche
Oobutwo 5
Please help yourself and get some buddies!!!