Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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abNormal62 23
That may be music to yours in times to come If they cant see the value in staying with you then you are better off without them
tamannab97 23
Aww! I'm sorry op. If she wanted to break up with you, she should have done it before you sang. At least you know how she feels now, and you won't be stuck in a bad relationship! :(
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Comments (98)
AtherSheep 15
Wish my boyfriend would do something like this. Instead he refuses to listen to me because he knows I'm always right, and pisses me off because he does/says stupid things.
Brandi_Faith 34
No offence, but I think you guys should sit down and have a conversation and possibly break up. And you can't "always be right," everyone makes mistakes and stuff. Plus, if he doesn't listen to you when you talk why do you want to be with him?
Inquizeron 18
Poor bloke
Stillo 25
**** her! You dodged a bullet in the long term!!!
DanCastellaneta 17
But she didn't do anything wrong...
jalapeno2k0 3
I'm sorry OP. NM girls are cruel- must be something in the air
BrassWing13 11
I too know the feeling of pouring your heart out to a girl and finding out she doesn't like you. Hang in there, it gets better
MaT30123 19
Why'd she have to do it while you were serenading her though? That was just rude, even if it is kind of awkward when you're being sung to by someone you don't love anymore.
Brandi_Faith 34
Well it wouldn't be good for her to wait. Is she supposed to wait another day just because he sang her a song? I think it's best to break up with someone as soon as you've made up your mind to do it. I don't like the feeling of knowing someone still likes me and doesn't know I don't feel the same, it makes me feel like I'm leading them on. I think she should have stopped the song before he started or as soon as she knew what he was doing. Don't let him pour his heart out only to crush it. Try and stop the outpouring as soon as possible.
goddessa9 12
Its always timing... Timing ;(
limegreenpoopie 31
I'm sorry bro :(
soccerbeast24680 8
wow... that must suck
ARetardedSeal 24
You'll be okay buddy, you'll find someone who truly appreciates you for who you are. Life is filled with the unexpected, but try to make the best of it ;)