Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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abNormal62 23
That may be music to yours in times to come If they cant see the value in staying with you then you are better off without them
tamannab97 23
Aww! I'm sorry op. If she wanted to break up with you, she should have done it before you sang. At least you know how she feels now, and you won't be stuck in a bad relationship! :(
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Comments (98)
falsecut 12
Save the sweet stuff for a girl that deserves and accepts it. Sorry about situation though.
Grean 19
It's a damn shame you spent time on that song only to be dumped. FYL
xluciferx666 21
One day you will find a girl who deserves and will appreciate you singing to her. chin up OP
UnluckyLatina 22
If you were using a guitar to serenade her, the second after she broke up with you, take the guitar and tell her 'heres the grand finale' and then BAM end it like a true rockstar- smash it to pieces!
kikoma 32
That would be cruel... why ruin a perfectly fine instrument? :/
UnluckyLatina 22
Nah I don't actually recommend OP doing this, it just sucks that his ex left feeling flattered knowing he loves her so much :/
kikoma 32
I agree. Some girls can be heartless. :(
KittahMonster 20
Mayooonayoonaiseeeee! Swimming by the sandy shore, Dancing up among the waves, Dolphin dolphin I adore, Everything you are! You're so much more than a fish to me, My playful friend beneath the sea, EEEE EEE EEE AAA EAA AAA EEEEE!!!!!! -Crying while looking at the sunset-
DanCastellaneta 17
*sniffs* that was beautiful
flyingmind_fml 17
let her go !! u'll find better ...
MissBehavin77 18
Lets just hope this new guy treats her like crap so she realizes how good of a guy she could of had. You'll find someone better.
Markovski 18
How do you know he was good to her? Why are you wishing bad on her ?
DanCastellaneta 17
That's kinda mean-spirited; yes it sucks that OP's gf broke up after the fact but on her defense, she didn't do anything wrong. OP, if you're listening, just go on to the next one.
ItsDutch 16
Yes it sucks that OP was heartbroken, but wishing the next guy treats her like shit is harsh. As 23 said, we don't even know if OP was good to her. Just because she wasn't happy with OP doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be happy. OP will find someone else that's better for him/her.
Markovski 18
Why do these things happen SO OFTEN?!
kikoma 32
Are you sure they happen often? I haven't heard of such incidents for quite a while.
TheBelt 19
Sorry O.P, keep your head up eventually you'll find the right one.
ILikeKoalas 24
YDI for serenading!