Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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abNormal62 23
That may be music to yours in times to come If they cant see the value in staying with you then you are better off without them
tamannab97 23
Aww! I'm sorry op. If she wanted to break up with you, she should have done it before you sang. At least you know how she feels now, and you won't be stuck in a bad relationship! :(
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Comments (98)
turtlechickenpie 4
Hahahahah
marlie01 18
Oh my god that's so sad ;(
poppunkette 22
I'm sorry you went to all that effort op just to be dimped
poppunkette 22
*dumped sorry
ladyg228 15
She did you a solid! You don't need anyone like that in your life! Keep it moving and never look back.
limabeans101029 21
She didn't do anything wrong. It's sad for OP, yeah, but she didn't want to be in the relationship anymore. What was she supposed to do?
ladyg228 15
The decent thing to do is end the relationship BEFORE you find someone else but I guess not everyone is raised with morals and decency.
kargirl3 14
she ain't worth it ✌?️
Mpineda57 11
Lol I live in new Mexico too
kayj905 15
Keep the song and modify the lyrics a little bit and sing it to your next girlfriend
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Plot twist: There is no new guy, OP is just such a bad singer she never wanted to take the chance of hearing him again.
shemademedoit 20
SHE THOT she's too good for you. think again THOT!
Anythingforlove 5
How can one break up with their partner by telling them "they found someone else" in their face? How heartless and selfish! Omg It's terrible!!!
limabeans101029 21
Well I'm assuming that when she broke up with OP, he asked her why and she proceeded to tell the truth. If my boyfriend broke up with me, I'd want to know the reason why even if it was painful to hear.