Love: Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail,...

By SINGLE - 23/01/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By HateThatB - 18/11/2021 23:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 20/05/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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JackDark 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:08

No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.

theta_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:12

Ya this is probably why you're still single.

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goodoldave 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 7:11

what the hell is wrong with you op? really? planned your own wedding and your still single. that throws out compromise and shows how controlling you are. when you do find that special someone I hope you grow up and change ur idea of a perfect wedding. its the person standing next to you and the people that come makes it perfect. not the wedding plans. stop planning so much on the future. focus on here and now. No one knows what the hell will happen down the road. YDI.

HyperSquirrel 8

Sunday 13 May 2012 10:27

Aww =( well having some day dreams about it are ok, but how about you focus on other things? Work, family, friends? Things that are important right now =) wait until you have someone you truly love before thinking about those plans again.. Lol =)

Cowgirl9999 8

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:14

No worries OP, your Prince Charming will come soon :)

mrsmaglietta 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 10:44

I'm guessing you have more than 1 cat..

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:27

Keep that up and you'll never be married, no one likes a crazy person.

oh_lordy_me 18

Friday 19 October 2012 1:16

Being that marriage obsessed is going to keep you single. That just screams "I'm crazy!"

doglover100 28

Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:16

Someday your prince will come.

xsarax_fml 10

Monday 21 January 2013 18:38

Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy? After you find your soulmate and if yall decide to get married, then it should be a ceremony of your lives becoming one. Having a wedding just for the sake of it is not the way to go. Trust me I know since everyone in my culture takes this route.

thenewgirl29 20

Thursday 2 May 2013 5:03

I think the commenters are being too harsh. I don't think it's pathetic or wrong. One day the right one will come along and you will just be well prepared. :-)