Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, a sixth grader complained to me about her emotionally cheating ex and her current boyfriend. I haven't had a single partner yet. A 12 year-old has a VERY EXISTENT and better love life than I do. When I said this to her she said "Well, at least your parents love you." They didn't. I need therapy. And a life. FML
Today, I finally found out my suspicions about my 12 year-old daughter were correct, and I don’t know which one is worse: She's had a boyfriend and has denied it for the last 3 months, or the fact that my partner thought it was a good idea to let it go on for this long without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
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Smileycloud 14
Be proud she isn't having sex with a real one!
Airman1988 9
Well her imaginary boyfriend better man up and take care of that imaginary baby. God forbid he deny it then you would have to take her on imaginary Maury and get an imaginary DNA test...
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Comments (122)
QQmore_fml 18
Just hope she doesn't come home imaginary pregnant.
QQmore_fml 18
Or come home with an imaginary STD.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#13- Isn't that what she already is?
timelessone 16
She might have to get some imaginary counseling to persuade her to keep that imaginary baby first.
ShyAnn29 15
I guess she doesn't need to worry about birth control, or at least until she has a real boyfriend!
ShyAnn29 15
Sorry, this was a stupid comment!
zandalee 20
It's ok OP. my daughter was full on still a baby girl playing with dolls at twelve. Barely two months later and they are hidden away, but she still searches the garden for fairies with me. She is just a baby!
DjeePee 25
What exactly did they teach the children at that sexual education lecture? If I were you, I would make a call to the school.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Most schools just show a PowerPoint on how the female body works and how pregnancy happens. Of course I'm not saying they'll put up some visualized image on the whole thing, they explain the female body. Other schools will show an educational video of a woman giving birth.
JoeCookieRaider 5
That's regular? Then when I got taught that my school went all into it. A clinic came down and demonstrated how to use a condom. And even pulled out a few colorful ones.
jjmiller1001 17
we had sex ed twice when I went to school. once in sixth grade to scare the bejesus out of you so you wouldn't. then again in 9th grade to teach "the rest of the story" and safe sex
SammyS2012 21
For me, we went into depth. one of my science teachers told us to write anonymous questions on an index card and answered every single one, even the awkward ones. she also explained all of the forms of birth control but no matter how many years of sex ed, we were never showed that infamous condom placing technique. i think my sex ed was pretty thorough; whenever i had extra question, i would go home and ask my mother.
hayfayday 15
My sex-ed went all out. In grade 5 we were explained very clearly about out bodies. Then taught about sex the next couple years. They even had a big wooden penis that they showed us how to put condoms on in grade 8. Maybe Canada is better for sex-ed?
Hypertudism 15
Well what do you expect? Schools aren't responsible for raising your kids. She's learning Sex Ed, I think it's about time to give her the talk.
Hairnet 14
Look forward to the gold, frankincense and myrrh at the baby shower ;)
jayebird66 5
Very 'wise' comment.
Obey_StudBoii 23
I remember elementary when they made us watch it. Let's just say I will NOT have kid's. Now onto your story OP. Be happy that she's scared of pregnancy and won't end up some teenager pregnant at a young age. You should also be happy that she doesn't have a real bf.
Dilwann 27
*kids. And if you decided that based on the video, then will you stop eating/******** after you see a video on how your bowels work? Seriously...
squideth 18
38, eating and ******** are a bit different than popping a watermelon out of your ******.
enginsteve 17
So is that the age women start having their imaginary problems?
Jharrist89 12
Be thankful he's not real Lmao!