Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, a sixth grader complained to me about her emotionally cheating ex and her current boyfriend. I haven't had a single partner yet. A 12 year-old has a VERY EXISTENT and better love life than I do. When I said this to her she said "Well, at least your parents love you." They didn't. I need therapy. And a life. FML
Today, I finally found out my suspicions about my 12 year-old daughter were correct, and I don’t know which one is worse: She's had a boyfriend and has denied it for the last 3 months, or the fact that my partner thought it was a good idea to let it go on for this long without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
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Smileycloud 14
Be proud she isn't having sex with a real one!
Airman1988 9
Well her imaginary boyfriend better man up and take care of that imaginary baby. God forbid he deny it then you would have to take her on imaginary Maury and get an imaginary DNA test...
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Comments (122)
Bella119 4
I was sexually active at that age. I wouldn't be surprised if the girl had told her mother that the boyfriend was "imaginary" once her mother overheard her talking about him to a friend or something. Now, she can't really go back on what she said because she's too confused or ashamed. Plus, she didn't say to her mother that she was pregnant by her "imaginary boyfriend," she just said her boyfriend. I think OP just doesn't want to deal with the reality that her 12 year old may be sexually active, especially since she obviously hasn't had "the talk" with her yet; she was just waiting for the school to do it.
Phoebe_Buffay 14
I'm pretty sure kinds that age should not still have imaginary friends/boyfriends
Helped 35
That's very odd.
Portland_Jane 4
How odd. I guess it's time to have a good sit down conversation and find out if this boyfriend is real or fantasy. she could have said he was imaginary when in fact he is real. Or he could be a fantasy; in which case you may have an issue with her understand the difference between fantasy and reality. We all daydream and have fantasies. Most of us know the difference and know that fantasy sex doesn't lead to a real pregnancy.
xs4u 13
awwwww! sweet innocence!!
DubstepCrazyXD 11
Tell her to be sure to use imaginary condoms only with her imaginary boyfriend. If it turns to a real one then its time for real condoms.
Axel5238 29
Feel bad for the OP if she's 12 and freaking out about an imaginary friend she needs to talk to her about it. I'f she's that young and maybe sexually active the OP really needs to talk to her. That age is way to young to be having sex and most kids don't understand the weight of the potential outcomes like getting pregnant or std's.
13yearoldpridigy 1
What the hell is wrong with your daughter?! I turned 13 in Feb. and I don't even know anybody that naive. Maybe 12 year olds not in California are like that.
tlvv 12
How did her school mess up sex-ed so badly that anyone could think you can get pregnant from anything other than unprotected sex with a human of the opposite sex? I know some people have theories that imaginary friends are ghosts, maybe you should be worried that a ghost is having underage sex with your daughter. After you explain that you can't get pregnant to your boyfriend no one else can see.
jatinbhanot 6
Mankind will one day remember a time when kids used to be kids.. enjoyable and innocents.. they're turning into weird ****** up short people with very sharp voices...