Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, a sixth grader complained to me about her emotionally cheating ex and her current boyfriend. I haven't had a single partner yet. A 12 year-old has a VERY EXISTENT and better love life than I do. When I said this to her she said "Well, at least your parents love you." They didn't. I need therapy. And a life. FML
Today, I finally found out my suspicions about my 12 year-old daughter were correct, and I don’t know which one is worse: She's had a boyfriend and has denied it for the last 3 months, or the fact that my partner thought it was a good idea to let it go on for this long without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
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Smileycloud 14
Be proud she isn't having sex with a real one!
Airman1988 9
Well her imaginary boyfriend better man up and take care of that imaginary baby. God forbid he deny it then you would have to take her on imaginary Maury and get an imaginary DNA test...
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Comments (122)
MDTeddy 13
Just make sure she doesn't find a bf real soon. She needs to focus on school. If she doesn't then she will be distracted. Although, she has a fake bf. That is weird.
DesolateTree 12
How old is she if she has an imaginary boyfriend, and is having sex ed?
XxOhItsJessxX 9
Hahaha, funny how you think "fml" at this.. Heaps of 12 year-old actually have boyfriends, and have sex with them. Im just saying, you're lucky...
Thatmascot 7
Maybe you should knock before entering her room from now on. With this new information, I mean...
RufusCade 7
What the heck were they teaching the kids? Really????
rubyliu8420 7
What is wrong with your daughter?
Pugs_not_drugs 9
to the question what are they teaching the kids; my first sex ed lesson was in yr 4 (so 8 yrs old) i spent half an hour watching a cat giving birth with absolutuly no introduction or explaination of how it happened, one girl fainted
ShttyKitty 1
If she's 12.. almost in middleschool... still has an imaginary friend, let alone pretending to screw it... she seriously needs a therapist.
hello_kittyswag 7
...she has sex with her imaginary boyfriend...hun your just playing with yourself
simplyej 0
It doesn't seem like they taught her very much during that sex ed lecture. Not that she's all that bright anyway, if she has an imaginary boyfriend at 12.