Kids and Geek: Today, I deeply underestimated my baby nephew's climbing skills....

By "wolfssb135" - 23/10/2017 22:00

Today, I deeply underestimated my baby nephew's climbing skills. I returned from the bathroom to find a broken vase, spilled powder formula, and my phone wiped clean from too many incorrect password attempts. FML

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By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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By Clumsy - 04/08/2018 15:00

Today, while baby-proofing the stairs so that my toddler wouldn't fall, I slipped on his toy car, broke the brand new gate while grabbing it so I wouldn't fall down the stairs, and broke my wrist and a rib. My husband should mom-proof the house for me now. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30

Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML

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By mr_flarpin - 22/08/2012 00:37 - United States - Stoneham

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

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Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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Never assume

By It_gets_better - 19/07/2022 06:00 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, at a family gathering, I gave my toddler my phone to get a moment of peace. After assuring my nosy, judgemental aunt and cousin that I wasn't worried about it because I have dropped it myself numerous times over the last two years, and I trusted the OtterBox phone case it was in, my son dropped and broke it. FML

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Happy anniversary

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 07:30 - Canada - Québec

Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Monday 23 October 2017 22:09

Has watching Rugrats taught you nothing about babies?

Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 23 October 2017 23:53

And for some mysterious reason the Mission Impossible theme was playing in the background.

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Glowworm56 26

Monday 23 October 2017 22:09

Has watching Rugrats taught you nothing about babies?

exileonmainst 16

Monday 23 October 2017 22:21

Does your nephew give classes? I want to get back into bouldering but it’s been a while.

really_dad? 14

Monday 23 October 2017 22:50

At least you know he can sneakily get you anything you asked. Become villains and drive the hero's crazy

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 October 2017 22:58

Are you sure your nephew is a baby, and not a mischievous “little person” lying about his age? You should have suspected something when his driver’s license said he was 7 months old.

Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 23 October 2017 23:53

And for some mysterious reason the Mission Impossible theme was playing in the background.

davecross 11

Tuesday 24 October 2017 0:14

Rookie move your not allowed to leave a toddler alone should have taken him with you or put on a diaper yourself. Those little rascals are smarter then they look and will alway find a way to escape

onceuponatime456 16

Tuesday 24 October 2017 16:26

Phone wiped clean from too many password attempts??? On what planet?

TheUnbreakable55 16

Tuesday 24 October 2017 21:58

Android phones have a feature that factory resets the phone after, I believe, 10 password attempts. You can disable this in settings, which obviously OP didn't know about...