Intimacy: Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML

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By VHgolf1989 - 16/03/2022 22:00

Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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Great start

By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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Probably illegal activities

By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 04:00

Today, I had to find a babysitter while I attended a mandatory work function. We were told to bring lunch and wear clothes we didn't mind getting dirty for a day of team building exercises. I guess that's what the boss calls painting the office. We don't get paid for it, and the boss is on vacation. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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denvan 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:55

You should've told him, when you wear a bikini it's harder to position your junk.

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:46

I like his job!

Comments

Mach10 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:20

Ah, the sweet seductive sound of Promotion calling to you... Remember, dollface: Return with your back or on it.

momo1972 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:20

he's so deep

ChantelRenaeee 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:09

ew. i am in deep hate of pervs.

TheXTG8680 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:10

have fun dating.

soonerchick12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:39

^yeah for real

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 22 April 2011 16:51

#95 #96 How is a hatred of being creeped on by your boss a bad thing? She's not saying that she's a prude, but would you like it if some guy creeped on you? There's a difference between being hit on and being creeped on, and the guy in this case was definitely doing the latter.

vettle 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:36

congrats on the nice bum. sorry you're working for a perv.

KutiPie97 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:59

Today, I asked my husband to have sex with me. but he said he was working late. later that night he butt dialed me and I heard him making noises and shouting the name Megan. Thats my mothers name. FML.