Intimacy: Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML

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By whytoday - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 04:00

Today, I had to find a babysitter while I attended a mandatory work function. We were told to bring lunch and wear clothes we didn't mind getting dirty for a day of team building exercises. I guess that's what the boss calls painting the office. We don't get paid for it, and the boss is on vacation. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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denvan 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:55

You should've told him, when you wear a bikini it's harder to position your junk.

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:46

I like his job!

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LuckyLogic 0

Friday 22 April 2011 8:30

screw him.

cherryblossomchi 4

Friday 22 April 2011 12:31

time to quit

dansco 24

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:30

Why do they need a nanny if the Dad can spend all day perving at your arse?! Just tell his wife and he won't do it again ;)

fyl12345678901 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:44

thats a great dad! way 2 go champ

greenpointwin 0

Monday 25 April 2011 7:02

well ask for raise bc he is clearly into u

whosechairisthat 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:22

soon u will b a nanny to one of your own kids

txtracey 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:48

and last day I hope!

sumtinsumtin18 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 14:31

ooohhh ehhhh uhhhhh come I'll hire you

samboob 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:57

BANANA HAMOC!!!

RaizerBerry 3

Monday 23 July 2012 23:09

Hot nannys are awesome. But that totally sucks OP, I hate people like that. Was he married?

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