Work, Bosses and Capitalism: Probably illegal activities - FML

Probably illegal activities

By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 04:00

Today, I had to find a babysitter while I attended a mandatory work function. We were told to bring lunch and wear clothes we didn't mind getting dirty for a day of team building exercises. I guess that's what the boss calls painting the office. We don't get paid for it, and the boss is on vacation. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 February 2022 4:13

A slave rebellion can be a great team-building exercise. Covering the walls with unflattering graffiti about your boss will create wonderful camaraderie among you drones.

Jesse Duff 15

Thursday 10 February 2022 6:06

Why the he'll didn't you walk out, I'm sorry, but they can't force you to be there and not pay you, you staying means you deserved it.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 February 2022 4:13

A slave rebellion can be a great team-building exercise. Covering the walls with unflattering graffiti about your boss will create wonderful camaraderie among you drones.

Jesse Duff 15

Thursday 10 February 2022 6:06

Why the he'll didn't you walk out, I'm sorry, but they can't force you to be there and not pay you, you staying means you deserved it.

Pink_Turnips 13

Thursday 10 February 2022 6:21

if its mandatory you must also be paid... you should've just walked out... and when they threaten termination, you threaten with legal consequences

D J's MOM 14

Thursday 10 February 2022 12:27

it's illegal for your boss to not pay you.

Hangryko 26

Thursday 10 February 2022 23:48

I would have left and reported your boss.

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