Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML
Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML
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Heartsm3 0
that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?
NewLight8421 0
heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST
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Comments (173)
itprosam 17
if your with rogers call and have them put up Call Manager on your account it only costs $5/month, then access it online u can block any numbers and even private numbers .. easiest way to save money and block anyone you want without any hassles :)
boredboisereside_fml 0
If you have an iPhone, you can get Mcleaner. It allows you to blacklist numbers (blocks the call)
asherlypants 0
I don't know what company you're with, but i've changed my landline number, and my cell. Landline is 35 dollars and Cell is only 10.. Soooo switch company's, loser. or stop lying. cuz i'm from BC, and we only have a handful of service providers. Moron.
asherlypants 0
and it's not a felony to get stoned. bahahahah.
commonsensex 0
Blocking her wouldn't really help. One of my really good friends has an ex that doesn't call him herself. She has SEVERAL other people call him during the day and harass him for her.
maahinberi 0
80$?????? it costs hardly 200 rupees in India which is an approximate of 4$
dannthemannxx 0
lmfao, that suckss.
cnash5000 0
You totally deserve it! You should've taken her number off of your cell phone a long time ago! Use common sense, you stupid dork!
Zammie 0
...dumbass
happysmartg 5
why did u even have ur exes numberbu jackass!!!