Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
Obviously a sweet, normal guy with no anger issues.
Dracoboxer357 36
....And that would be the end of the relationship for me. Tell that asshole to take a ******* walk, everyone deserves more respect than that. :p
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Comments (100)
zombiekitten87 12
Even if you're kind of a bitch, I'm sure you don't deserve that kind of hate directed towards you... Even if he was joking, still not cool. Time to find a new boyfriend I think.
ladywinterrose 8
Kick his ass to the curb
drew12089 2
Honestly if he wants to be "shooting the **** outta you" I'd like to know what you've done to him
SystemofaBlink41 27
*No one* deserves their **** to be shot out of them.
Dracoboxer357 36
52- Child molesters do. :p
Inciter 33
Child molesters and rapists do.
wjh100 13
one thing life's taught me is never use absolutes. in this instance I could nit pick and name about 500 people in history that should of been shot as they came out their mom.
alissa222 15
Unless he's shown other signs of violence towards you, I wouldn't be that worried. It's probably just his way of releasing anger he has towards you or showing off for his friends. Guys like to be assholes to woman around other guys.
clixed 12
a good way to blow off some steam I suppose.
DaLiquer 20
For all we know OP is a royal bitch all the time and he is getting ready to break up with her anyway. Maybe she's made his life hell? If thats the case YDI OP!
R0xas512 4
Tell him to make you a better boyfriend while he's at it
akiahara 14
Gotta do something about anger management. At least he's not really shooting you.
deepunder 17
If its a sex game thats a compliment!
sneeze_watch 19
Why in the ever loving **** do people stay in relationships with people they hate? Why is he with you if he thinks about shooting you? Why is he still your boyfriend after hearing something like that?