Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
Obviously a sweet, normal guy with no anger issues.
Dracoboxer357 36
....And that would be the end of the relationship for me. Tell that asshole to take a ******* walk, everyone deserves more respect than that. :p
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Comments (100)
challan 19
I think that's where halo humping originated.
CrissyyyS2 22
So... Anyone want some teabags?
01Ben21 10
I actually invented that..
daringtoride 27
What the hell do you mean 'boyfriend'? That should be ex! I'm all for talking out relationship issues, but this is a bit much even for me.
chrissy2 28
Have you thought about maybe trading him in for a new one?
stevothedevo 25
Sorry, No refunds for faulty equipment.
NoFlippinWai 24
maybe its still under warantee?
stevothedevo 25
Warrantee voided from being an asshole. Terms and conditions section 101) Don't be an asshole
xcam1995 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm sure that by "bitch" he was merely referring to the digital version of u. Love is a rollercoaster. U can't love a person w/o hating them as well. The best way to deal w/ this is to strap up. Grab the sticks and tell him 2 try it against the real thing.
cieloalicia 16
That is a terrible idea.
FluxPavilion 6
And horrible grammar.
spicebread 4
i'd leave him.... you know, before he tries to do that in real life.......................
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
You're a few periods short.
nelliegw 26
Run before that gets out of the virtual world, OP.
FluxPavilion 6
Your picture is scary ;-;
CrissyyyS2 22
I kind of know what hes talking about. When I get upset at my bf, I hop onto some fps games and picture all the enemies as him and fk him up (; Its a stress reliever, really.
1SxcBuNnii 10
I somewhat agree. I don't imagine there him but FPS really relieves stress ! .... The picturing it's her and killing her part throws me off a bit hah.
molzipan 16
I somewhat agree as well because seriously, who hasn't killed someone they know on The Sims?
01Ben21 10
Real.
Jerakl 21
Finally someone who understands. Thank you #23. You really can't understand video games unless you're immersed in them.
grace_face 5
But you're still dating him..?
martinfml 8
He was probably trying to show off to his buddies. Which sucks, but that's how most males are.
Dracoboxer357 36
26- Correction, that's how most weak-minded, insecure douche bags are. I respect my wife and expect my guy friends to respect her too. If they can't like me unless I need to disrespect her behind her back to try to impress them, then that only shows I'm hanging out with the wrong crowd. :p No person I choose to associate myself with disrespects his/her significant other like that. I expect more from my friends than that, and I certainly hope they expect more from me as well. :p
Jharrist89 12
Time to pack your shit and move on!