Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
Obviously a sweet, normal guy with no anger issues.
Dracoboxer357 36
....And that would be the end of the relationship for me. Tell that asshole to take a ******* walk, everyone deserves more respect than that. :p
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Comments (100)
jennycoral 12
Get into it as well n shoot his ass up :) better yet, dump him for being a jerk!
jennycoral 12
Get into it as well n shoot his ass up :) better yet, dump him for being a jerk!
davincidasecond 24
If you stay with him after hearing that then I don't think you value your safety (or life) that much.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Better to do it on a game then real life bebe.
CeeCee_fml 16
If that is the way he feels about you, why the hell is he still with you in the first place?
outoftown 27
Given your username, I thought he'd be hanging you. Not that that's any better. Get out, fast.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
He was thoughtful enough to even include you in his game .. Be grateful lol
RodzillaX 30
At least he won't actually do it physically.
Koravel 10
At least he didn't do it in real life. That would probably not be so good
Faff 20
I think it was just a joke and you are all taking this way too seriously.