Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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Top comments
gc327072 31
Obviously a sweet, normal guy with no anger issues.
Dracoboxer357 36
....And that would be the end of the relationship for me. Tell that asshole to take a ******* walk, everyone deserves more respect than that. :p
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Comments (100)
onorexveritas 24
wow, why don't people just end relationships when they're not happy?
01Ben21 10
LOL
fakkumairaifu 14
Dump the hell out of that bitch.
kitten703 12
I feel like I would be concerned for my safety later on down the road if I were in your position. I don't think boyfriends should want to shoot their girlfriends.
TiffGreen 11
Get out asap before that jerk decides to do it in real life.
culo91483 8
This might sound random but I'm a ******* retard
GermyGirl 13
Maybe it is time to shop for a new boyfriend?