Health: Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States - Fpo

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML

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Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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Thursday 16 August 2012 19:00

That's some unsanitary restaurant...

4rmMiami 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:01

I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.

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luckylove869 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:31

Umm report that restaurant

N1GHTS 12

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:37

That's messed up.

Unicorntails 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:48

I was eating ramen.. Why OP, why?! I can't finish it now.

MandyLovesJason 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:50

Why would you take a free one from a plae you now know has cockroaches x.x?

BioncaLuLu69 3

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:47

*place .____.

Myo_fml 20

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:54

That's about the point where you go home and boil a ramen packet instead.

applesnacks 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:55

I think thats hilarious I would love to have a bf with that kind of humor.

Unicorntails 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:27

What?

JennaLynette 3

Friday 17 August 2012 3:43

I think this comment was supposed to be on the one about the Darth Vader boyfriend motorboating his girls boobs.

VivienneCallista 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:57

Snap a photo and send it to whom it concern to make sure that company is being checked up!

richkief76 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:57

Why would you ever eat from that place again?!

jennt89 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:03

You should have for your money back instantly and stopped eating from there. You deserve it for eating the same thing you just found a cockroach in.

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:06

I would have reported the restaurant.

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