Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
tbanana95
United States
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Anonymous
Hello, I love you
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Anon
Tracy, United States
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Anonymous
Take a number
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
chicagobulls102
United States
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
tenniemo
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Nykole McAllister
Baltimore, United States
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
hhhhhhhpeterwut
Bethesda, United States
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
It's better you learned he's not interested now than when you're more involved...trust me
DuffleBagHero 4
He's not a douche, he told her straight up that he wasn't interested. That's better than being led on and lied too. It's not the end of the world OP.
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Comments (138)
ycrem0n 21
Frien-- flirt zoned
muralidharan 1
may be he is not worth to you
katcot99 11
It's maybe*, and he is not worth it* not to you.
SpaceManJuice 7
Doesn't matter, had sex. Oh.. Nevermind.
redbluegreen 41
Just stop. This joke isn't even funny.
NFSMax 5
He said "no". You thought he asked your number is that it?
Birdie_Sage 0
Oh well, one man down, billions more to go!
Obeyy19 4
Sorry. On to thee next!
twood03 2
Hahaha loser
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hahaha, douchebag!
ClosetTroll 10
Maybe he didn't expect you to offer your number and was a little surprised. Keep your hopes alive, it might just work out in the end.
kthxbie 10
Sucks. Hopefully he's playing hard to get so you'll want him more. Ignore him and be a douche til he needs your approval ;)
stevenmx86 8
Too many of you people are coddlers... OP, get over it. Everyone just assumes that OP is some kind of catch... What if they have the mentality of a 4 year old and whine a lot? I think most of us would've turned that down...
THE_A_TEEN 28
There is one little problem: it all started with both of them FLIRTING. I honestly doubt OP is the kind of person you describe.
PlaySpades 21
No, it all started with her flirting and her assuming he was flirting back.