Transportation: Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime...

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 18:30 - United States - Johnstown

Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By ptarr12345 - 14/05/2015 04:26 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

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chasing_adalia 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:49

If you forgot to close your sun roof, you definitely deserve it.

z4opv14 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Haha, should've thought about that before.

Comments

VirminLord 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:31

I like the way you worded that.

steph_kat 1

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

Haha. One time I had to hold my window up because it broke on me right as I pulled into the carwash. That was fun.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:53

roflcopter Speaking of, i wrote 'Clean Me' on someone's car two days ago :) Also, i've seen where someone wrote "i wish my wife was this dirty"

VagMaster69 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:55

are you serious? i think that you would hear the carwash machine loudly because you had a window open.

KdP310 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:09

#3, you completed my life right there "rofl in a waffle"

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:48

I saw someone had written on a van 'also available in white' I haven't seen a drive in car wash for ages..All the ones around here are people with hoses and sponges that check those kind of things before they set the water on your car.

Merlin_44 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:30

HAHAHA last time I went my friends windows wouldnt stay closed, i know how you feel dude.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:50

My friend has done that before.

rising_sun 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:24

Today I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML Haha, I got more of a laugh out of reading these two FMLs together than I did reading them separate :D