Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
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Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, I washed my car because rain wasn't in the forecast. It started pouring before I'd even finished drying it. The weather app still insists it's "Sunny." FML
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chasing_adalia 0
If you forgot to close your sun roof, you definitely deserve it.
z4opv14 0
Haha, should've thought about that before.
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VirminLord 0
I like the way you worded that.
steph_kat 1
Haha. One time I had to hold my window up because it broke on me right as I pulled into the carwash. That was fun.
RNorthlandLGB 0
roflcopter Speaking of, i wrote 'Clean Me' on someone's car two days ago :) Also, i've seen where someone wrote "i wish my wife was this dirty"
VagMaster69 0
are you serious? i think that you would hear the carwash machine loudly because you had a window open.
KdP310 0
#3, you completed my life right there "rofl in a waffle"
catatonicsleep 17
I saw someone had written on a van 'also available in white' I haven't seen a drive in car wash for ages..All the ones around here are people with hoses and sponges that check those kind of things before they set the water on your car.
Merlin_44 0
HAHAHA last time I went my friends windows wouldnt stay closed, i know how you feel dude.
24788 7
My friend has done that before.
rising_sun 0
Today I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML Haha, I got more of a laugh out of reading these two FMLs together than I did reading them separate :D
had_a_bad_day 0
You also never know how slow a knife travels when its coming towards your body