Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!
sucksforyoudude 0
looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!
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Comments (248)
garuru 4
i told you i was looking at the stars the telescope must have somehow got pointed down
doctormudkip 0
you could get blinds or curtains for the window
stillxsearching 3
ok ... bedrooms and bathrooms are usually on the second floor of a house. an individual who has a telescope is going to position it on the second floor of his/her house for the best view. if your neighbor owns a telescope, there is at least a 1/4 chance (maybe 1/2 if it's a corner room) that the telescope will face any given second floor room. moral of the story: don't make perverted assumptions.
stillxsearching 3
paulson0730 0
**** him up!
nygrl 0
problems,
Trixies100 0
what u should do is tell ur daughter so she will be careful enough where she gets dressed then go out and buy some blinds or something to cover the window and sometime when he is trying to look in you should look at him from the window
4toestatue 7
crap and had good times with that telescope.
vrf3 0
kill him! he aint respecting ur house hold at all. just go next door and beat that son of a bitch good!
jayon 0
Time to get in some murdercise