Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!
sucksforyoudude 0
looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!
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Comments (248)
staceyrose 10
Jimmy.. Is that you?!
Wapoosh 3
Kick. His. Ass.
KevinFlynn 13
call the cops on the perve and make sure you get pictures of the telescope
kappinlivy 9
Lawsuit *chanted* thrice
Aligator67 12
At this point I am so glad there isn't a window in my bathroom! (Not joking, there really isn't)
CarlosDanger 12
Why are people blaming the neighbor for anything without proof. The only evidence of the neighbors peeping is a telescope which does not hold any legitimacy as absolute evidence. Unless he caught the neighbor peeping than you can blame him.
odod777 28
Maybe he wants to see a full moon..
MrZsDad 19
You need a paintball gun, pronto.
BreeTheBoss 0
Wow
alexanderavatar 24
jeez dont bother the astronomer