Love: Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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You deserved it 134 237

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It creeps up on you

By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 14:01

Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 423

By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 032

You deserved it 43 124

Autobodyshaming

By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 779

You deserved it 560

By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 159

You deserved it 42 338

By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 670

You deserved it 61 263

By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 105

You deserved it 23 247

By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 612

You deserved it 22 056

By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 307

You deserved it 32 873

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 828

You deserved it 34 714

Who are you?

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 19:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 770

You deserved it 386

liketoknow 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:11

eeee www..... Small dick

snaebra 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:09

That is just sad

Comments

disney_blonde 16

Monday 8 June 2009 3:44

Enough with the "I just realized I'm fat" fmls. Seriously...it doesn't happen over night!

laxgirl16202 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:57

Sucksssss

whymez 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:40

Time to diet!! :3

skullsrcool 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:55

Small penis big tummy? Both?

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:06

Under the love category eh? Tubby you ain't getting jack shit after this fml! "hunny where is it?" "Ohh hold on lemme just lift this big ole belly of mine" mcdonalds isn't fatfree just in case you didn't know

anonymous2u 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:35

That is disgusting! YDI Go on a ******* diet!

xoxkarinexox 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:31

fail.

1073kat 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:06

this ones my favourite.

bpbomber 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:22

its interesting to note that when a girl posts something here about being overweight all the votes go for 'ia...ylif' and not 'ydi' whereas for guys it is the opposite reaction. maybe i am simply making this up...